Sitting down to a nice vodka tonic last weekend, a friend of mine, G., casually remarked that another friend of ours seems accidentally single. Obviously playing into the conversation, I asked G. why he thought said friend wasn't. His reply struck as something I've been having difficulty with the past few years.
"His relationships never run long. Maybe he doesn't have a big you-know-what."
Really? Because I was under the assumption that a relationship was about the trust and value you place in the the person you've decided to exclusively share orgasms with.
And yet there's a grain of truth, sociologically, to G.'s off-colour reason.
Everyone's heard of size queens. These are straight women and gay men who exclusively search for that trouser snake/annaconda, that mythological member that can conquer kingdoms, countries and cunts (sorry for the poor choice of vaginal wording). They get a sense of fulfillment (no puns intended...okay...maybe a little) from having this extra lump of genitalia at their disposal.
But have we become so supersized in life that even what a man's packing has to be biggie-sized?
Maybe it has to do with the confidence a well-endowed male has, that a not-so-muched guy has less of. It definitely helps your interpersonal dynamic in the relationship if you have the confidence that doesn't constantly seek validation from the other. I know many a man without such generous a package that say it IS a concern when they approach other women or men sexually.
The average penis erect is 5 3/4" long. I remember the days when 7" was considered big. Now, far too many ladies and gents do not bat an eye at 8.5" or 9". As far as I know, there aren't that many bigger than 7". My fair shair of seeing the one-eyed eel in its various habitats and moods only advocates my stance.
When is love (of the less-than-8" pecker) not enough?
I was always happy with an above-average manhood. I even like his siblings, testicle 1 and 2. But it makes me not feel as virile if I'm constantly being bombarded by sources (like an Aussie Bum underwear ad) that say the really attractive man is going to get laid not just for his pretty mug but for his plug.
I certainly don't see WOMEN compairing their clitorises (clitori?). For them, it's less of a non-issue who has a bigger one. Even my lesbians tell me that they laugh when a man is boastful of a foul-looking organ that happens to be the same length as my foot ( I wear an 11 US). And it IS laughable that a successful male, with a beautiful face and worked out body, a healthy and long-lived life ahead of him, can get reduced to disinteresting based on an average penis.
Personally, I think it would be more impressive to have a CLEAN, disease-free and AVERAGE penis than one 10" long and around with boils and far-too-prominent pores. But again, this is coming from me. I wouldn't want a small mini-sized one either.
